Thursday, April 12, 2012

Will Fuck for Cheeseburgers

My my my....we've come a long way from Chicken Tetrazzini.

Out of the great state of Florida, we have Christine Faith Baker who was arrested after allegedly...ahem...offering sexual favors in exchange for 2 McDoubles at McDonald's.

That's right. Cheeseburgers bitch. An undercover police officer invited what I'm assuming is Ms. not Mrs. Baker into his car and was talking about tappin that trailor park booty. At that point, Baker ALLEGEDLY expressed that the price of her pussy is....2 McDoubles. Pay the fuck up.

The detective bought the cheeseburgers and drove to a vacant lot where she was arrested by other police officers. Womp Womp.

Now....I won't deny the powers that lie in a juicy McDonalds cheeseburger, nor will I deny the fact that I would consider exchanging sexual favors for food. But dammit, it would be in the privacy of my own home and it would have to be like a slab of ribs or something. But each it's own.

What I want to know is.....What would this bitch do for a Klondike Bar?

1 comment:

mike said...

just dont be inspired by this ;)