Friday, October 08, 2010

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Honestly, I don't know of anyone except a freaking pervert who would want to have this ummm....product in their home for daily use, but to each his own.



That's right. You too can smell like a sweaty vagina with VULVA Original! While it's manufacturers are not deeming it a "perfume," it's definitely an erotic feminine scent meant to ignite arousal to those who get a good whiff of it.

It is unclear what is in it and the description "slightly yellow, desirable substance" is kinda scary to me. I myself, am allergic to vagina. I practically broke out in hives when I was born and have never looked back. But by all means, somebody order this shit and tell me how it is!