I must thank my good friend, Haitian Goddess (again, a codename), for presenting me with this little treat to share with you guys.
Guys, have you ever been alone, having some well deserved....."me" time, and thought, "Hey, I'm sick of my own hand jerking me off. What can I do?" Until now, my answer would be to either get a life, get a wife, or get a hooker. But now I have a LOVELY alternative to those three things.
Introducing the Kayden Kross Hand Job Sex Toy!!!
Nicknamed "The Stroker," this little trinket features the hand of pornstar Kayden Kross, who recently gave an Oscar-worthy performance as Elin Nordegren in the Epic film, "Tiger's Wood." Basically, it's a hand that is wrapped around a thin layer of plastic that you slip your junk into and go to town.
I personally don't see the point of this. It's either my hand, or someone else's hand. No need for a fake hand to help me get off especially if I have to use MY HAND to hold this fake hand. But to each it's own. Snatch one up for your dad this Father's Day. You're welcome Dad!!!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Saturday, May 08, 2010
It's no secret that most of my blog topics are sexually related. I actually go out of my way to find some of the weirdest shit possible to talk about on here. People have asked me before why I choose sex as my main topic for this site. My question is, "Why not?"
In America, sex is such a taboo topic among a lot of people. Unlike many European countries, where its residents are more open to more dialogue about sexuality, people are so tight-lipped here it's almost sickening. I think because people are too afraid to talk about sex, people are therefore uneducated about certain....effects of sex. Promiscuity, living on the "down low," unwanted pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases are all on the rise, and while I don't have exact statistics, I am pretty confident that our European counterparts aren't experiencing the same level of increases.
I think that we need to talk about sex more. No, I don't mean ho shit. I mean genuine, conversations about human sexuality in general. We need more dialogue. We need more education. We also need to be less judgemental of the topic. That's where the education part comes in. We have the power to teach each other an incredible amount of information if we put aside our inhibitions and just talk.
As far as this blog goes, I will continue to educate people on the stupidity of society. I like my weird and sometimes funny entries. I mean, somebody's gotta report on it. But you get my point. As my homegirls Salt n Pepa once said, "Let's talk about sex baby!"