Self-Cleaning Vaginas?

Listen up ladies! An anonomous source told me that when he was watching the world-renowned Oprah Winfrey show, her special guest was none other than "Dr." Oz. The topic of the day? (Deep Voice)VAGINA!!!!

Oprah was asking Dr. Oz if women should use a little Summer's Eve to cleanse the clitoris. His response was no and that vaginias "are like a self cleaning oven."

I beg to differ, Dr. Oz. There are some smelly cunts walking around this world with even smellier va-jay-jays attached to them. Like what the hell? If they are so "self cleaning," what's with the funk?

It was at this point that I decided to do a little research. According to the big "O" website (ya'll know who I'm talking about), I read the full article:

Dr. Oz says the vagina is a "self-cleaning oven," and you shouldn't douche to stay clean. "You have your own bacteria in there. They're for you. You're supposed to have them there. When you wipe them out with a vinegar douche, then you're left with repopulating it with whatever happens to be nearby. It may not be what's best for you," he says.

Douching, Dr. Oz says, may even make you more likely to have some problems, such as ectopic pregnancies and infections that can cause infertility. "It's a big problem. That's why I don't think there's any really good reason to douche. Period," Dr. Oz says.

Keeping the vagina clean externally is important, and Dr. Oz says you should always wipe front to back to prevent urinary tract infections. And if you are worried about something in that area, you should go to a doctor and get treatment—Dr. Oz says that covering up problems with a douche won't solve anything.

So there you have it ladies. Wash your snatches on the regular...but leave the vinegar in the kitchen.